Funniest Online Chat You Ever Did On Omegle

Omegle with million-plus visitors on its platform is an amazing site for the ease of chatting via texts and video cams. Strangers share plenty of funny moments chatting with each other on this chat site. Their humor and funny exchange of words make Omegle even more interesting. Here are few excerpts of the Funniest Online Chat you ever did on Omegle.

Funny Chat Excerpts

When strangers picked by you for the random chats become friendlier, the quality of chat also becomes informal and humorous. These chats become weirder and crazier with time. By chatting more and more, you develop a rapport with your chat partners mixing humorous content in your chats. On the other hand, the humor should not go over the head of your chat partner that he or she chooses to terminate chats.

An Excerpt Of The Chat Log Between Two Strangers Underlines The Anonymous Policy Of Omegle

Stranger: hey
You: They’d still be alive if it weren’t for you…
Stranger: Dad!
You: NO
You: I AM NOT YOUR FATHER
You: WRONG MOVIE
Stranger: I didn’t even know we were doing movies
Stranger: I just winged it
You: I AM YOUR TWELFTH COUSIN, FIVE TIMES REMOVED.
You: YOU ONCE DROPPED A CANDY BAR WRAPPER ON THE ROAD
You: AND A CAR RAN OVER IT AND BLEW UP
Stranger: oh…
You: YOU KILLED A BUNNY!
Stranger: ooh
You: HOW DARE YOU!
Stranger: we are the dead
You: “I grab my shotgun and shot you!

Although This Funniest Omegle Conversation Doesn’t Make Logical Sense, It Has Potential For A Funny Chatting Experience

Stranger: hey
You: Hey, what year is it?
Stranger: 3030
You: Oh no! I’m too early!
Stranger: And my name is Deltron Zero
You: What?!
You: OH SHIT!
Stranger: hold up……You have disconnected.

Next Chat Gets On Your Nerves, You Can Take It As Humorous or Boring It Depends On Your Chatting Mood

You: oh hai
You: last one to disconnect wins!
You: I’m gonna sing the doom song
You: doom
You: doom
You: doom
You: doom
You: doom doom
You: 123456789
You: do you still hang out with peter and mary?
Stranger: If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative.

Omegle Never Asks You To Reveal Your Identity, But Still Some Users Prefer To Check. This Is How Some Of Them Respond In A Funny Way

You: hi…
You: Run for the hills
You: Run for your life
Stranger: )
Stranger: where are you from
You: the hills
You: I was actually trying to get you back to my place
You: sorry, I’ve become a better person since we started this conversation
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This Is The Funniest, As Ignorance Can Be Done-Tickling Also

You: Hi
Stranger: LOL HI.
You: Oh. Um.
Stranger: How are you today on this fine day?
You: Good. I have a virus on my computer called System 32 though.
Stranger: Oh Lol. Never heard of it.
You: It’s weird, every time I delete it the computer stops working.
Stranger: Oh get a new comp?
You: (System 32 is the core file of the computer and not a virus)
You: (Deleting it will corrupt the whole hard drive)
You: (thus killing the computer)
You: (forever)
Stranger: Lol what do you want me to do about your system 32
You: There’s nothing you can do, but that’s the point.
Stranger: Lol so why are you telling me?
You: All you have to do is go around trying to get people to delete it.

Short But Funny Chat

You: Why you are shirtless?
Stranger: You Guess why
You: Because you are poor!
There is no dearth of funny chats on Omegle.